American Idol, the road ends here

I keep making idle or (Idol, as the case may be) threats, but I mean it this time. I am done with this show. The magic is gone.

Waste not, want not

Lately I’ve been talking about waste - waste of television, waste of money, waste of plastics/recyclables, waste of anger and fear and worry, etc. Of course, the alleged laws of attraction told me to TiFaux Oprah today (believe it or not, I don’t do that all the time). The topic? Wasteful families and how you can change.

Confessions of a Couch Potato

I watch entirely too much television. The fact that I can fast forward through commercials makes it worse. My mind is slowly rotting and I need to find a way to stop the insanity!

Read on for American Idol bitchery and random references to VH1 Celebreality. I know you’re watching, too!