Scan the graveyard, dead there be

Funerals. I don’t like ‘em.
Now, I know that they aren’t anyone’s favorite thing in the world, but if I never had to go to another one, it would be too soon. I hate wakes. I hate open caskets. I hate church ceremonies. I hate playing nice with family members who never call or stop by, [...]

They say you were something in those formative years

You know how your most formative years are supposed to be your first five? How everything experienced in that brief moment of your life is to blame for who you are? That’s a lot of pressure for your newly formed brain.
I feel like these are my formative years. Perhaps I’m using the wrong word for [...]

You’re so vain

I don’t consider myself vain. I mean, I can hardly be bothered to put makeup on before I leave the house. I have no eye for fashion and would never consider Botox or any of that stuff as I age. Don’t get me wrong - if I’m having a good hair day or manage to [...]

George Carlin

I was doing my laundry yesterday morning and I pulled my George Carlin t-shirt out of the dryer. I bought it at a gig he did nearby last year, a gig that I scored front row seats for. The four of us who went were stoked to be sitting that close and I think I [...]

Lists, we like lists

It’s too hot to blog. That’s the excuse I’ll be using for today’s entry. I am too hot to think, and therefore, I give you a list of what’s been going on in the life of one Diz.

I moved to my new desk at work. This means more space, a quiet area of the office [...]