I got toothbrush, mouthwash, all that shit

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It’s no secret that I don’t particularly like going to the doctor. I don’t feel the same way about going to the dentist. No anxiety; just a little shame at my slacking when it comes to flossing.
The shame was unnecessary today, apparently. My teeth looked pretty good. I attributed [...]

Friday TMI

I have my annual checkup with the gyno today. Can you tell how excited I am?
My very first experience with a gynecologist was horrible. And guys, don’t worry - I’m not going to get specific about what goes on in the examining room. The biggest reason I didn’t go to a doctor for over a [...]

Chicken soup for the hormonal soul

It’s been one of those weeks. Hug it out, bitches.

Cough, cough. Sneeze, sneeze.

If there’s one thing I wanted for the New Year, it was a cold. You know, the kind when you are simultaneously afflicted with a runny and stuffy nose. The kind where you cough but there isn’t any phlegm. Good times.
I hope it kicks it way out by Monday, because it will be time for [...]

Veintisiete: Happiness is in my future

Last night, I dreamt that a cardinal (the bird, not, like, a priest) was in my room and wouldn’t leave. According to a random dream dictionary I googled…
To see a cardinal in your dream, represents vitality and happiness. It also may mean first place or your position in the front.
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