In Conversation
T-Lo and the Search for Gayle
[10:52] T-Lo: hey I have to get a famous person I admire’s autograph. who should i get??
[10:53] Diz: that is random. are you surveying?
[10:53] Diz: hemingway
[10:53] Diz: no wait. stephen colbert.
[10:53] T-Lo: no. i have this deck of cards “52 things to do once in your life”. that’s the card i chose.
[10:53] T-Lo: smart ass. how am i going to get hemingway.
[10:53] T-Lo: YOU should get colbert!!
[10:53] Diz: well i didn’t know it was a deck of cards when i said hemingway
[10:54] T-Lo: but hemingway is DEAD
[10:54] T-Lo: remember??
[10:54] Diz: yes but in a survey that doesn’t matter so much
[10:54] T-Lo: no i need a real signature.
[10:54] Diz: bowie
[10:54] T-Lo: YES!! good idea!!!! how could i forget him!!
[10:54] Diz: you always do!
[10:55] Diz: OPRAH
[10:55] T-Lo: oh crap OPE!!
[10:57] T-Lo: i cant beieve i forgot bowie and ope.
[10:57] Diz: you are going to hell for your forgetfulness.
[10:57] T-Lo: im going for both. i am gonna write a fan letter.
[10:57] T-Lo: i wish they were making appearances.
[10:57] Diz: if you get autographs i will die
[10:57] T-Lo: that would be cooler
[10:58] T-Lo: i WILL get autographs, damnit!!
[10:58] Diz: write something awesome so we can GO on oprah
[10:59] T-Lo: “Dear Ope, you have changed my life. I make gratitude lists. I got rid of herpes due to a profound AHA moment. How can I find my OWN Gayle?? Love, TLO
[10:59] Diz: then ope will be all, “Diz, why aren’t YOU tlo’s gayle?”
[10:59] Diz: and i will be all “it stems from childhood. i have issues!”
[10:59] Diz: they can do a WHOLE SHOW on issues and the search for gayle.
[11:00] T-Lo: That’s PERFECT…what keeps people from finding their Gayle, and others from being a gayle.”
[11:00] Diz: with special guest… GAYLE
[11:01] T-Lo: lmao!! i love gayle!!
[11:01] Diz: gayle sings celine dion songs on road trips with ope.
[11:01] Diz: i could SO do that
[11:02] Diz: i’d be all “cuz i am your laaaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
[11:02] T-Lo: so you are telling me you need to be even cheesier!! oh but you DO refuse to sing along badly with me to songs. maybe that is why you can’t be gayle!! :)
[11:02] T-Lo: that is easy to fix!!
[11:02] Diz: i have sung along to TIFFANY with you. don’t tell me the cheese isn’t there.
[11:03] T-Lo: can you be my magazine editor in chief??
[11:03] Diz: yes i will be a mag editor
[11:03] Diz: see? i am gayle-like!
[11:03] Diz: you just don’t appreciate. some oprah you are!
[11:03] T-Lo: i need to start reading the ny times book review in bed in my pajamas
[11:04] Diz: yes, well, how else will you choose something for your book club?
Ten minutes after I sang the song in IM’s, “The Power of Love” came on my Pandora radio station. It must be the power of Dion.
[11:13] Diz: holy SHIT that celine song i was singing a minute ago just came on.
[11:14] T-Lo: you willed it because you identified with the secret!!
[11:14] T-Lo: see that is another reason you are pseudo-gayle. you mock the secret!!
[11:14] Diz: HAHAHAHA the secret works for this shit?
[11:15] T-Lo: yes, the secret creeps up on you like that. celine is the portal to the secret
[11:15] Diz: I just said as much in this blog entry!Tags: Celine Dion, childhood, Hemingway, music, Oprah, The Secret
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